School Jokes

The sunday school teacher asked softly: "Who led the children of Israel out of Egypt?"
No answer.
The teacher pointed to a little boy at the back of the room and asked him .
"It wasn't me," he said timidly. "I'm from Pittsburg."

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Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet

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