Santa Banta Jokes

Kaun Kitna Kanjoos Hai Iss Baat Ko Lekar, Santa Aur Banta Ke Beech Behas Ho Rahi Thi. . . . Banta: “ Main Itna Kanjoos Hoon Ke Apne Honeymoon ParAkela Hi Chala Gaya, Aur aadhe Paise Bachaye.. . . . . Santa: “ Arrey Ye Bhi Koi Kanjoosi Hui, Meri Sun, Maine honeymoon pe Apni Biwi Ko Apne Dost Ke Sath Bejh Diya Aur Poore Paise Bachaye Santa Ki GrlFrnd Ne Santa Ko Msg Kiya, 'I Miss You' _ Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak Dimag Lagaya aur 2 Ghante Baad Reply Kiya, 'I Mr. You' Snta train chadan lga akashvani hoi Ae train patri to utr jygi, O chadeya hi ni O plane teh chadan lga awaz ai ae crash ho jana O fir vapis agya O bus ch baithn lga awaz ayi ehda axidnt ho jyga Snta-Tusi kon ho? Awaz ai-M bhagwan Santa-Na jb mai ghodi chadne lga tha to tb tumhara speaker fatta hua tha ! Santa calls(frm Delhi) his wife in Chandigarh. Servant picked phone. Santa: memsab se baat karvao! Srvt: wo tho sahab ke saath kamre mein so rahi hai. Santa: par sahb to mein hoon srvnt: ab mein kya karu? Santa: maar de dono ko? After killing. srvnt: lasho ka kya karu? Santa: ghar ke piche swimming pul mein fenk ke bhag ja. Srvnt: par hamaare ghar mein to swimming pool hi nahi hai Santa: oh sorry, wrong number.
• Santa- Ye 20 Lakh ki Lottery main jeeta hu. Lao mere 20 Lakh muje de do.
Shopkeeper- Apko Rules ke according 1 Lakh aj milega aur baki 19 Lakhs next week
milege.
Santa-Dekh Muje apne sare paise aj hi chaiye. Nai to mere 5 Rs. wapis krde.


• Santa interview k liye jata hai. Boss- aapka janm kahan hua hai?
Santa- tiruvantpuram.
Boss- spelling batao?
Santa- nahi - nahi goa me hua tha.

• Santa and banta jungle mein, saamne aayaa sher…
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, matthi to tune phenki hai.

• Santa Banta ki khub pitai hui. Dono kisi BIRTHDAY PARTY me muft ka khana khate hue pakde gye the Kehne lage- Hum ladki walo ki taraf se he...


• Santa: kal mera sher se saamna ho gaya
Banta: Phir kay hua
Santa: maine TV band kar di

• Santa Restaurant me soup Pi raha Tha.
Banta : Sante Soup Wich Makhi Ae....
Banta : Dil wadda Kar Yaar. Makhi ne Kina Pee lena ae.

• Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

• Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey

• Santa Singh got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, “Oye, ye Maruti wale pagal hain, aage jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain,
Aur pichhe jaane waaste sirf ik?”

• Santa: Bhai sahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham k 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain

• Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe tedi kar raha hoon.

• Santa Singh to Sunita: “I want to marry you”
Sunita: “But I am one year elder to you.”
Santa Singh: “No Problem, then I will marry you next year.”

• One day Santa Singh was walking along, when he looked up to
observe a bird flying overhead.
Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him.
Santa Singh says, “Good thing that cows don’t fly.”

• Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi ha?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.