Doctors Jokes

Doctors Jokes are here.


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1. पप्पू की माँ की तबियत ख़राब हो गई तो डॉक्टर ने कहा के माँ के २ टेस्ट होंगे
पप्पू ये सुन कर ज़ोर ज़ोर से रोने लगा और कहता
कि हे भगवान अब क्या होगा मेरी माँ तो अनपढ़ है.

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1. Mareez: Docter Sab, mujhe bhool janey ki bemari hai

Doctor: Aap ko ye bemari kab se hai?

Mareez: Konsi bemari. . ."(':')''

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2. Doctor mariz k piche bhag raha tha logo ne pocha kya hwa
Doctor
4 bar esa hwa hai sala dimagh ka oparation karwany ata hai or BAAL katwa k bhag jata hai

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3. Doctor ki shadi Nurse sy ho gai,
Dost ny Doctor sy poocha: suna yar,
kaisi life chal rhi hy?
Doctor:Yar kya kahon jab tk Sister na kahon sunti hi nhi.

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4. Mareez DocTor Se > DocT Sahab Mujhe Duur Ka Nazar Nhi AaTa..

DocT > Wo Asmaan Par Kia Hai?

Mareez > Chand..

DocT > Abey SaaLe Is Se Duur Kia FarishTe DeKhe Ga..!


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5. Gareeb mariz: Dr.mere paas paise nahi hain,
ap mera elaaj kar dein to kabhi apke kaam aunga

Dr: kya kaam karte ho?

Mariz: qabar khodta ho.


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6. Doctor : Aab tabiyat kaisi hai?
Santa : Pehle se jyada kharab hai.
Doctor : Dawai khali thi?
Santa : Nahi dawai ki sishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : I mean dawai le li thi?
Santa : Ji aapne di to meine le li thi.
Doctor : Bewkoof dawai pee li thi?
Santa : Nahi dawai to laal thi.
Doctor : Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
Santa : Nahi sir peelia to mujhe tha!!!