Husband And Wife Jokes

Marriage Movie:-

A man was watching a movie at home and jor jor se cheekhne laga ...
!!!

Ghode par se mat utar...
Pagal mat utar...
Its a trap!!
Its a trap!!
Marega saalle...

Wife: Kya dekh rhe ho?

Man: our wedding DVD!!

Bachna mushkil hai:-

Wife takes very ill husband to a Doctor.

Doctor advices to wife :
- Give him healthy breakfast daily
- Be pleasant & in good mood
- Cook tasty dinner
- Don't discuss your problems with him
- Stop watching tv shows & facebook n whats app
- Don't demand new jewels
If u can do this for one year, Ur husband will be ok.
On the way to home, husband asks wife :
What did Doctor say ?
Wife : Bachna mushkil hai

Satsang on Suhagraat:-

Dulha Suhagrat Pe Apni Dulhan Ko Pyar Se
Samjha Raha Tha.
Dulha: "Sabse Pyaar Se Rahna, Respect Karna,
Unka Trust Jeetna, Unki Care Karna, Sach Bolna"
Dulhan Fatafat Uthi Aur Room Ka Darwaza Khol
Kar Chilla Kar Boli
"Sab Andar Aa Jaao, Yahaan Satsang Ho Raha
Hai"

wife: u had lunch?
husband (in fun mood): u had lunch?
wife: i m askin u
husband: i m askin u
wife: u copyin me?
husband: u copying me?
wife: lets go shopping
husband: i had lunch

Apni Wife Ki Nazar Se Duniya Ko Dekho,
Duniya Ka Saab Se Perfect Man - Uska Daddy,
Duniya Ka saab Se Dukhi Pati - Uska Bhai,

Duniya Ka Saab Se Sunder Boy - Uska Beta,
Duniya Ka Saab Se Nasibdar Aadmi - Uski Bahen Ka Patti,
Aur Duniya Ka Saab Se Kharab, Selfish, Jhootha, Kanjus, Bekar Aadmi - Yeh Bhi Likhna Padega Kya...???   ;):)

Shadi 1 Aisa Din H Jab Ladka STAGE Pr Apni Dulhan K sath Bethe hue
Dusri KHOBSURT Ladkiyo Ko Dekta H
Or Sochta H
Ye Sab aaj Se Pehle Kaha Mar Gai thi..:-)

Man speaks 25000 words daily.
A woman speaks 30000.
The problem starts when husbnd comes frm work after finishing his 25000 words & Wife starts hr 30000 words