Friends Jokes
दो दोस्तो की बातचीत
पहला- मुझे सास अच्छी नही लगती।
दूसरा-लेकिन जरा सोचो तुम्हारी सास ना होती तो तुम्हारी बीवी कहां से आती?
पहला- यही तो रोना है ना सास होती ना बीवी।
3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are talking about you, what would you like them to say?
The first guy says,"I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!
April Fool Jokes
Here you can find jokes related to April Fool
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1st APRIL ko logon ko uloo banane ke 7 tarike:
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Ye tha pehla tarika baki Baad main.
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A Day Will Come When the Whole World Wil Celebrte
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,
But U Hav to Wait For 11 days
Till Ur Birthday ; April 1
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This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are
on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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A day will come
When da whole world will, CELEBRATE:
UR NAME
UR FAME
UR PERSONALITY
UR THOUGHTS
UR VIEWS
Bt keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!
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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it & remove all doubt.
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Plz call me
its urgent
Ek accident ho gaya ha
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.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye
Plz manna mat karna
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Warna
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.
GADHA mar jayega..
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Rabri: Kya karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Wo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
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Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
HeArT aTtAcK...
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If people says u are crazy, b patiend
if they say u r monkey, relax.
if they say u r stupid, b cool
but if they say u r smart,
Thapar mar sale ko.
(April Fool)
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In ur life, when u wake up & don't see any 1, then come 2 me, I'll b there 2 hold ur hand & take u 2 da EYE SPECIALIST
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1st APRIL ko logon ko uloo banane ke 7 tarike:
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ye tha pehla tarika baki Baad main.
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In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai
In k peeche itna bhagna fazool hai
Jis din kisi larki ne keh diya "I LOVE U"
Tou samajh jana us din APRIL FOOL hai.
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U r equal 2 sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
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Today, tommorow & forever there will b 1 heart dat would always beat 4 u.
U know Whose???
Ur Own Stupid!!!
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The fool entertains. Da fool tells da truth. Da fool laughs at himself. Da fool is wise. Da fool can't be ignored. Da fool rules!
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Sardar got in2 a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked 4 ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took da ticket & said april fool.
I have pass.
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On this 1st april dont 4get 2 make fool ur frnds. We hve april fools jokes, april fool's day tricks, best april fools pranks, funny & great april fools day ideas,
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1st APRIL ko logon ko uloo banane ke 7 tarike:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ye tha pehla tarika baki Baad main.
************
A Day Will Come When the Whole World Wil Celebrte
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,
But U Hav to Wait For 11 days
Till Ur Birthday ; April 1
************
This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are
on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
************
A day will come
When da whole world will, CELEBRATE:
UR NAME
UR FAME
UR PERSONALITY
UR THOUGHTS
UR VIEWS
Bt keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!
************
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it & remove all doubt.
************
Plz call me
its urgent
Ek accident ho gaya ha
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye
Plz manna mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega..
************
Rabri: Kya karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Wo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
************
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
HeArT aTtAcK...
************
If people says u are crazy, b patiend
if they say u r monkey, relax.
if they say u r stupid, b cool
but if they say u r smart,
Thapar mar sale ko.
(April Fool)
************
In ur life, when u wake up & don't see any 1, then come 2 me, I'll b there 2 hold ur hand & take u 2 da EYE SPECIALIST
************
1st APRIL ko logon ko uloo banane ke 7 tarike:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ye tha pehla tarika baki Baad main.
************
In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai
In k peeche itna bhagna fazool hai
Jis din kisi larki ne keh diya "I LOVE U"
Tou samajh jana us din APRIL FOOL hai.
************
U r equal 2 sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
************
Today, tommorow & forever there will b 1 heart dat would always beat 4 u.
U know Whose???
Ur Own Stupid!!!
************
The fool entertains. Da fool tells da truth. Da fool laughs at himself. Da fool is wise. Da fool can't be ignored. Da fool rules!
************
Sardar got in2 a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked 4 ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took da ticket & said april fool.
I have pass.
************
On this 1st april dont 4get 2 make fool ur frnds. We hve april fools jokes, april fool's day tricks, best april fools pranks, funny & great april fools day ideas,
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