JOKES KN GIRLS
JOKES ON BOYS
Definition of Marketing, Advertising, Telemarketing & Customer Feedback
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That’s Direct Marketing. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.” That’s Advertising. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” That’s Telemarketing. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m rich. Marry me” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That’s Customer Feedback .
Technically there are 7 TYPES OF LADIES- 1. HARD DISK lady : Remembers everything forever 2. RAM lady : Forgets about you the moment you turn off. 3. SCREENSAVER lady : just for looking 4. INTERNET lady : Difficult to access 5. SERVER lady : Always busy when needed 6. MULTIMEDIA lady : Looks beautiful but you can only look. 7. VIRUS lady : This type of lady is normally called 'WIFE', once enters your system, never leaves even if the system is formatted. Boy: Boys are always more intelligent than girls
Girl: Any proof?
Boy: We always say intelliGENTS, have u ever heard telling intelliLADIES..??;-)
JOKES ON BOYS
Definition of Marketing, Advertising, Telemarketing & Customer Feedback
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That’s Direct Marketing. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.” That’s Advertising. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” That’s Telemarketing. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m rich. Marry me” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That’s Customer Feedback .
Technically there are 7 TYPES OF LADIES- 1. HARD DISK lady : Remembers everything forever 2. RAM lady : Forgets about you the moment you turn off. 3. SCREENSAVER lady : just for looking 4. INTERNET lady : Difficult to access 5. SERVER lady : Always busy when needed 6. MULTIMEDIA lady : Looks beautiful but you can only look. 7. VIRUS lady : This type of lady is normally called 'WIFE', once enters your system, never leaves even if the system is formatted. Boy: Boys are always more intelligent than girls
Girl: Any proof?
Boy: We always say intelliGENTS, have u ever heard telling intelliLADIES..??;-)
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