PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu?
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MUNNA BHAI: Ae Circuit
CIRCUIT: Han Bhai
MUNNA BHAI: Apun jb b nahata hai sala geela ho jata haii. Apne ko koi aisa rapchik tareeka bata jisse hum nahaye aur gile b na hoye.
CIRCUIT: Simple Bhai nal (Tap) band kar ke nahane ka.
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MUNNA BHAI CIRCUIT se:
“Biwi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”
CIRCUIT:
“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”.
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MUNNA BHAI Circuit se: Ae Circuit tune is sal mehnat se krela hai isliye ye lo 5000 rs ka cheque,
agar isi tarah kam karte rahoge to maa kasam apun sign b kar dega.
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