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FUNNY JOKES in HINDI
on this blog. This page is a mixture of every type of Jokes like HINDI JOKES, SANTA BANTA JOKES ETC. So read these jokes, share and just creat fun. Happy Fun.
एक प्यार करने वाले जोड़े ने
आत्महत्या करने की सोची,
.
.
.
. लड़का पहले कूद गया,
लड़की ने आँख बंद कर ली,
और लौटने लगी,
.
.
. .
लड़के ने हवा में पैराशूट खोला और
चिल्लाया :
पता था साली चुड़ैल... तू नही
कूदेगी !
. .
बस उसी दिन से लोगों ने"लेडीज
फर्स्ट"
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?
Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise udaate hain!!
Maa beti se: Beti doodh ka glass pee lo
Beti:No mama
mujhe nai peena.
Maa: Beti agar doodh nahi
piyogi to badi kaise hogi?
Beti: maa apko bhi toh doodh pasand nahi,
phir bhi aap badi ho gai hain
Main bhi nahi piyungi
to badi ho jaungi.
Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nahi
karti,
Agar meri achi beti ho
to doodh pee lo
warna mei tum se khafa
ho jaungi.
Beti: OK mama,.
aap kehti hain toh mein doodh pee leti hoon . .
Aur is tarah us ki beti ne doodh pee liya..
Msg end tak kitnay gaur se padha hai
ki kab non veg start hoga..
bus karo darindo
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A Punjabi Couple Goes To England
There at Hotel
Punjabi to Waiter:- Sir, Most respectfully I beg to say that I am ill & can't come to school
Kindly Grant Me Tea For 2 Please
Waiter is Surprised But Understnds & Brings Tea
Wife:- Wah ji, Tawanu Te Fur Fur English Auandi Ae
Husband:- Halley Te Main Paani Waastey Thirsty Crow Nai Sunaai
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Ek ladka aur ladki hotel mein gaye.
Waiter: Kya loge?
Ladki: Sabziyoo waali roti dena.
Waiter: What?
Ladka: Gaon ki hai, PIZZA maang rahi hai.
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Wife = Where R u.?
Husband = I'm At "Bank".
Wife = Wow thats good I need 20,000 For new Cell Phone ,5,000 for new dress , 6000 for new shoes, 4000 for new purse, 5000 for my new cosmetics
Husband = Sorry ,
I mean
I am at Blood bank
"KHOON PIYEGI
KHOON ?"
आत्महत्या करने की सोची,
.
.
.
. लड़का पहले कूद गया,
लड़की ने आँख बंद कर ली,
और लौटने लगी,
.
.
. .
लड़के ने हवा में पैराशूट खोला और
चिल्लाया :
पता था साली चुड़ैल... तू नही
कूदेगी !
. .
बस उसी दिन से लोगों ने"लेडीज
फर्स्ट"
कहना शुरू कर दिया..
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?
Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise udaate hain!!
Maa beti se: Beti doodh ka glass pee lo
Beti:No mama
mujhe nai peena.
Maa: Beti agar doodh nahi
piyogi to badi kaise hogi?
Beti: maa apko bhi toh doodh pasand nahi,
phir bhi aap badi ho gai hain
Main bhi nahi piyungi
to badi ho jaungi.
Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nahi
karti,
Agar meri achi beti ho
to doodh pee lo
warna mei tum se khafa
ho jaungi.
Beti: OK mama,.
aap kehti hain toh mein doodh pee leti hoon . .
Aur is tarah us ki beti ne doodh pee liya..
Msg end tak kitnay gaur se padha hai
ki kab non veg start hoga..
bus karo darindo
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A Punjabi Couple Goes To England
There at Hotel
Punjabi to Waiter:- Sir, Most respectfully I beg to say that I am ill & can't come to school
Kindly Grant Me Tea For 2 Please
Waiter is Surprised But Understnds & Brings Tea
Wife:- Wah ji, Tawanu Te Fur Fur English Auandi Ae
Husband:- Halley Te Main Paani Waastey Thirsty Crow Nai Sunaai
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ek ladka aur ladki hotel mein gaye.
Waiter: Kya loge?
Ladki: Sabziyoo waali roti dena.
Waiter: What?
Ladka: Gaon ki hai, PIZZA maang rahi hai.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Wife = Where R u.?
Husband = I'm At "Bank".
Wife = Wow thats good I need 20,000 For new Cell Phone ,5,000 for new dress , 6000 for new shoes, 4000 for new purse, 5000 for my new cosmetics
Husband = Sorry ,
I mean
I am at Blood bank
"KHOON PIYEGI
KHOON ?"
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